When you've been married long enough to realize that Google's search algorithm has nothing on your wife's ability to instantly locate your keys, remember what you said three arguments ago, and predict exactly what you're thinking before you even think it. This man has achieved peak husband enlightenment - why waste time with "Hey Google" when "Hey honey" comes with built-in GPS tracking, emotional intelligence, and the supernatural power to find anything you've lost. Some say artificial intelligence will take over the world, but true veterans know the real AI has been living in the same house all along, probably already knowing you're reading this right now.